Another day another winning parlay from The Great Tommy. We’re only six days into this long overdue gambling experiment and the results confirm what I already knew: TGT is a bad dude. He’s also up 16 units in the past 48 hours. It might only be 50 degrees in Las Vegas right now, but I’d bet the house on TGT riding home tonight with the top down on his convertible. After hitting this $50 parlay to win $350 on Wednesday
— The Eye Test (@theyetest) January 9, 2019
he placed another bet on his way to work. $50 to win $540. Of course he nailed it.
Not a bad little payday. You want some action? How’s winning $800 while punched in on the clock. Later Thursday night, he texts me another ticket. This one is some classic Great Tommy shit. My man knows incredibly little about the game of hockey. I’d say next to nothing. But through the miracle of watching lines every night, he can pick hockey games. It’s incredible. I’d bet on most nights he couldn’t name ONE person on either team and it doesn’t even matter. Below is a $100 parlay to win $900 from Thursday night. Of course, The Great Tommy pulls it out. An empty netter in the Leafs-Devils game solidified it.
The man is hot right now, but I feel like he’s been hot for a decade. As one of my best friends and a guy who was in my wedding, TGT isn’t surprising me at all right now. Again, we’re only six days into this and I hope our end-all is more of an education thing than a “come get your picks” type of shtick, but at this rate who knows. He’s 10-10 in the last 24 hours and is up 16 units. Let’s just enjoy the show while he’s hot.
— The Eye Test (@theyetest) January 11, 2019